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| 06/06/98 "I have a friends of mine who are getting
married in two weeks and I having been to your great web site, taking notes - so here is
my offering... Most of these are to be done just before they come back to their own house from their honeymoon... Put (jelly) or jello in their toilet. Put holly leaves in their bed (warning:- do not substitute holly for a cactus plant!). Put up a fake sign, saying "SOLD" in their garden (ensure a family member will be in inside, incase world war 3 breaks out - hehe). Swap tin labels in their house. Swap the sugar for salt etc. Fill condoms with helium gas, and fill their house with floating condoms (warning:- use helium or a similar safe "light gas", and not something like hydroxygen etc). Compact cassette or video tape makes great streamers to be tied to the car, aerial etc. Get their local video store to "accidently" hand over a blank video cassette, with a front cover design (or video tape sticker) with something like "Susan and Jack's First Night Together". (Obviously change the names to the bride and groom).  Stick a potato(e) up the exhaust pipe - when the car starts - it does, with a BANG! (This is harmless to the car - may cause serious injury to people standing behind the car when it starts (be sure to warn people - get them out of the way!)). Hide a balloon inside the top layer of the cake - of course it will be covered with cream or even a small layer of cake etc (so it won't be seen). This is fun, espically when the bride and groom cut the cake with a knife. After the grooms speech, get the guy who is taking the wedding video to say that he had ran out of video tape, and could he say the speech again. When they are leaving the hotel from their honeymoon, have the hotel manager say that "I hope the wires, cameras and microphones did not ruin your stay, it's just that we had the FBI in the room wiring it up for a drugs bust that's happening tonight". It's is an Irish traditon to hand round a baby's "po" (or the thing that small child will crap in) filled with salt - and in it place small things like, a few coins, a baby's dodo (or pacifier), old keys, a few sweets, small flowers, coloured paper, staples or perhaps a nut and bolt... WHY? Well, the salt is to ward off bad spirits and is well known to bring good luck. The dodo (or pacifier) is to bring a healthy child into the world. The coins represent good fortune. The flowers represent a flourshing relationship/marriage. The coloured paper (or paper streams or confetti etc) represent a successful first married year (as their 1st wedding anniversary is known as their "paper anniversary" etc. The staples or the nut and bold represent them sticking/bonding to each other. And anything can be placed in the "po" that represents good luck or something to do with that they like or what they currently work as (like a small toy car will represent then if they sell cars etc)." Stuart from Belfast
This is what happened to my cousin at his wedding. When they got home to their apartment at about 4 A.M., they found a couple of hundred cups filled with water on the floor. The line of cups reached from the entrance up the stairs to the bedroom. It took them a some hours to remove them, since the cups have been GLUED to them floor. After they had successfully reached the bedroom, they had the next surprise: NO FURNITURE in there..
04/19/2001 First of all I must state that my husband and I are not quite on a conventional lifepath. Ok, here is my story. Having lived together in an open relationship for 7 years, we decided to become monogamous and get married in Vegas. One condition was that if we did marry there would be no more affairs. My husband decided he needed one more for the road and hired a hooker the night before we wed. On our wedding day he saw her at breakfast and took me over to introduce me to his last fling. The hooker was totally shocked that he would do this and all I could do was laugh. I don't remember what my flower bouquet looked like, but I will never forget the hooker introduction! Live long and prosper.
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A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar...so it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear!"
02/02/99 Just thought I'd share a little past memory of my own wedding. We were married in a large formal church. It was french/gothic in style, with large fabulous lights hanging down and tons of oak and wood and stained glass all around. It was just awesome. After our wedding, my reception was at my sister's house, just down the street...a convenient set-up, right? Well, after the ceremony, we were having our photos taken and doing all the things you do at that time. The reception was a little bit later, so everyone could have a chance to get ready for it - a home reception is a very big deal. Well, afterwards, we were admiring the inside of the church and just having a private moment, and we noticed that everybody had left the church. We looked outside, everybody's cars were gone. EVERYBODY! So, there was nobody to drive us, the newly married couple, down the road to our own reception. So, off we started walking. Now, knowing my sister, this was her idea of a prank - letting us walk home. Being the youngest of a large family, and of 5 sisters, I think this was their idea of "getting back at me for anything I may have done as a child".. well, off we started our little stroll - my husband in his tuxedo, and I in my dress, flowers and fancy shoes. Didn't get very far however, as my girlfriend came late - just in time to drive us, in her tiny little 2 seater car - crammed as we were, vail waving in the wind, feet out the window, it turned out to be the perfect day after all! That was over 23 years ago!
A note was placed on the gas cap of the getaway car saying, "Congratulate this couple, they've just been married." For many weeks, all of the gas station attendants who served them would either congratulate them, or just come back with a sly grin on their faces. If your friend doesn't normally pump his own gas, this might be a good one. During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry, speak up now or forever hold your peace..." have this 4-to-6 year old boy running up the aisle yelling, "Daddy, daddy." I understand from a friend who played this joke on a relative that it took almost an hour to get the wedding started again. When the preacher says, "If anyone knows of any good reason these two people should not marry...", have a guy burst into the room from the rear and say things along the lines of "The bride is known to me; we have had frequent sexual relations; the groom a womaniser; he impregnated my sister" etc. Have this go on for a minute or two until the guy is halfway up the aisle, at which point he stops, stares at the couple and says, "Whoops! Wrong wedding!" and turns and leaves very rapidly.
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