2/11/05 The following jokes are from Curt:

The genie tells a redhead she can have two wishes - provided that her husband gets double. She thinks for a moment about her worthless husband and then says, "OK, give me a ten million dollars and beat me half to death."

Proverb: "Tte swiftest way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

According to a redhead what is the "swiftist way to a man's heart"? - through the rib cage with a sharp knife.

Why did the redhead not report her husbands stolen credit card... Because who ever stole it was spending less than her husband.

The most effective way to remember a redhead's birthday is to forget it once.

Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored Redhead: Because I married the wrong man!

Words to live by: Do not argue with a Redhead who is packing your parachute.

 Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?"

"I can't tell you" the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.

On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"

"I can't because you will laugh at me" the black man says. There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it".

The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of you. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in the Caribbean.

"I have always had a thing for redheads. I prefer a woman that is a redhead by blessing, rather than by bottle

 In fact my first great true love is a beautiful redhead.

 I still have very deep feelings for her, but she is happily married now, so I never bring it up.

 I have a joke I thought I would share with you and all the redhead admirers out on the internet

Why is it dangerous to get involved with a strawberry blonde?  Because she is not only as ditsy as a blonde, She is passionate about it.

 I hope you enjoy the joke.  May the GOOD LORD continually bless you."
11/20/04 Clifford