FAIRY TALE FOR REDHEADS OF THE 21st CENTURY
Once upon a time, in a land far away,  a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess   happened upon a frog as she sat,  contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond  in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: Elegant Lady,  I was once a handsome prince,  until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.  One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle, with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,  she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't fucking think so.

8/2/2001 Wade, "She was only a cameramans daughter, but she could ring your bell & howell."

7/21/2001 What's the difference between a red head and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist!   Lori

9/19/2000
blonds tease and redheads please Love Little Red (Misty)

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.  Although the wife wasn't familiarwith the lake, the redhead decided to take the boat. She took the boat out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.

Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside  her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself,  "Isn't it obvious?"  "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.  "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.  "But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.  "Yes, that's true," she replied, "But you do have

 all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a redhead