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man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, " she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye." |
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing redhead. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the redhead proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this redhead, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the redhead pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs," and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The redhead pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the redhead says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis." All three fork over the money. The redhead then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"
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Tell me what you think, about your redhead, or do you have any more redhead jokes?
