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7/14/2000 Hi Fire Goddess!
I was in tears of laughter going through your site -
where did you get some of those sound wave files from? As an
active worshipper of redheads, I really appreciated this web page.
Here is a joke for you, it's an oldie but a goodie!
*A lawyer married a redhead who
had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she
told her new husband, "Please be a bit gentle; I'm still a virgin.
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? And besides, you're a REDHEAD! I can't understand it" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
Hope that gave you a smile. Please feel free to
post it on your site if you think it's worthy!
Best Wishes,
Jason from Australia (*kisses down under*) hehehe
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Tell me what you think, about your redhead, or do you have any more redhead jokes?
