Their car broke down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The redhead returned later to see a small group of people staring at the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although he was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up INTO his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood .. and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, needed three stitches in his forehead.

Dozen Red Roses

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.

"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."

The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?"

"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"

"It's even worse than that," he confided. "My wife's a redhead. I broke her hard drive!" 

Boom -boom!