Some newly-married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up.  The redhead bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband demurred, saying two would be enough for him.  They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."

Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."

a red head is a ruby in the ruff

There were two old men sitting on a park bench.
A blonde woman walks by. One old man says to the other one "ever sleep with a blonde?"
The other old man says "many a time. Many a time."
A brunette then walks by. The old man says to other. "Ever sleep with a brunette?"
The other old man says, "many a time. Many a time."
A redhead walks by the old man says to the other, "ever sleep with a redhead?"
The other old man says, "not a wink."

An elderly couple were sitting on their front porch one evening, when the wife, a redhead, picks up her cane and whaps her husband across the shins.

"Damn, woman!  What the hell was that for?" he yells.

"That's for 60 years of bad sex," she replies.

A few minutes later, the husband picks up his cane and whaps his wife across the shins.

"Ow!!" she yells. "What the hell was THAT for??"

The husband looks at her and says, "That's for knowing the difference."