Divorce Prank - 
"Creatively expressing our dark side."

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.

Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sits calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.

Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"

The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

The Wicked Delights of Getting Even

12/1/98 CRUNCHED UP A DEAD ROACH AND REFRIED IT WITH HIS BEANS TO MAKE A BURRITO. I pissed on his toothbrush.

Margie

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7/23/98 dipped his toothbrush in the toilet and put pee in his car heater vents.

Demented Divorce Cookbook offers stress-release through humor in this collection of punny "recipes" -- only some of which are edible; features culinary hits such as: "You're Bacon Me Crazy," "Hit Him With A Pan Cakes," and "Veal Scalp-His-Pini." And to drink madam? "Espresso Mail Me My Check."

You might find just the treat for your ex here.

10/29/98 After a 26 yr marriage being abandoned by my husband (of course for another woman) I had to apply for food stamps and welfare assistance for my 8 yr old son and myself. I accidentaly found out from the Welfare dept that my husband STILL had 4 vehicles registered in HIS name. (jeesh welfare pulls up EVERYTHING). Well low and behold he had SOLD three of those vehicles years ago.... but the "highly egocentrical dependent" brain he is..... failed to follow up on the transfer of titles.

Valery

10/21/98 Told his girlfriend about the affair I was having with my ex-husband, he moved in with her the next day. He still wants me, but I'm not giving it to him anymore.

Brenda

9/2000 Paraphrased from Oprah show, "I had sex with my ex-husband and then told him, 'Now you've cheated on her.'"